robot sex

Robot Sex – Having Sex With Fembots

The social practices that have become stock standard in the past few decades were once upon a time unheard of, and sex with robots will apparently be the norm in the next 50 years. An expert in the psychology of sex and relationships, Dr Helen Driscoll believes that due to fundamental changes in human relationships, and the constant advances in sexual technology, those glassy-eyed sex dolls will be everywhere having robot sex with us all.

Having Robot Sex

Thanks goes to Japan for leading the way in sex robotics. Firms such as Kanojotoys and Orient Industries in Tokyo created the world’s most advanced robot sex dolls, but the popularity of these primarily Asian sex dolls has meant an increase in demand and quality. Robots with artificial intelligence and autonomous movements are coming; and according to Dr Driscoll, it might be preferable. “As virtual reality becomes more realistic and immersive and is able to mimic and even improve on the experience of sex with a human partner; it is conceivable that some will choose this in preference to sex with a less than perfect human being.” I’m imagining they’ll have the sex appeal of the ‘Fembots’ in Austin Powers, but without the tendency to short circuit and explode when faced with sexual proposition.

If non-human creations become more popular for sexual pleasure, interpersonal relationships are likely to be affected, too, as the technology is moving towards sentience which would mean we won’t just be enjoying robot sex, but having actual relationships. “People may also begin to fall in love with their virtual reality partners,” adds Dr Driscoll.

The biggest concern for us humans in this latest technological revolution is obviously the question of the sex robot that gets started and just can’t stop? We’ve all had a frenzied session between the sheets, our inner sex God is released and we go at it until we’re physically unable to move. But will robots get tired? Will their legs ache from being in a certain robot sex position? I doubt it. I suppose what I’m trying to say is that I will never, ever feel okay about having future sex with a robot. As it stands, there aren’t a lot of robotic options for women but that’ll change.

There will soon come a day when the headlines read “Person dies after robo-wife humps to death.” Mark my words.